Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Touch Of A Woman

Ah, the Touch of a woman,

Seductive it is, the Touch of a woman,

Lusty it is, the Touch of a woman,

Reason is lost over the Touch of a woman,

Men have been lost over the Touch of a woman,

Wars have been fought over the Touch of a woman,

An enigma it is, the Touch of a woman.

 

That what I call the touch of a woman actually encompasses a lot more than mere touch; it includes the Scent of a woman, the whims and fancies of a woman and every thing a woman does which you end up noticing.

The touch of a woman, so to speak defies logic, it defies Reason, and it is the irresistible force which not only moves an immovable object but also structurally changes it. This ambiguous force of nature is not always destructive, but is always cataclysmic.  There is no inference or hidden messages in this blog; it has been presented below only to showcase the mysterious, intoxicating, and sometimes fatal conditions that follow the touch of a woman.

The very act of her looking at you causes you heart rate to increase, blood pounds your ears, irrespective of your testosterone levels you will act like the bull, just for her. Now why would a rational individual do that? It is because; the most primeval instinct of a male, of any species is to attract a mate. The touch of her skin against your always is cool why? Cause there is an increase of blood to all extremities of your body in that point of time. I have seen men bend backward to accommodate the whims and fancies of a woman, why would one do some thing like that? However the answers cannot be chalked up to pheromones alone, there is a lot more in the equation.

“She is like this vestigial part of my memory, it’s a total waste of time and effort talking to her” This above line quoted by a head banging rock star, brings more light to this phenomenon, Men once touched by a woman are for the time undone, temper rages and even profanity takes center stage, until of course they are touched again by another woman.

I am a curious being by nature, so I actually asked a few of my friends, weather they believed in love at first sight, the girls as expected said no ( one thought that, I found a girl , bah women I tell you )  a few guys said yes ( experience speaks I guess) all but one of the rest said no comments ( the diplomatic freaks) , and 3 actually said No, one even eloquently broke it up and said ( and I quote) “ 95 % lust (testosterone), 3% stupidity, 1 % Bravado and 1% love”. Who can argue against that? All I will quote is that is Love at first sight is a by product of the touch of a woman.

Do you know what else is a by product of the touch of a woman? (Scratching the surface a wee bit we arrive at :) Every thing in society which is male dominated, justification you ask? Well, look around you the females have played the species card so aptly that, you have not even noticed their slow and steady rise to their current semi dominating position. The silent climb was so silent that that, here are the women side by side, rubbing shoulders, with the Males.

Ah, the touch of a woman,

The very Instrument of men’s doom,

The very embodiment of life

Touché to you,

For you have come at last,

To aid thy wielder to be the harbinger of tomorrow.

~*~

 

Ps. I am still the chauvinist I was. The above post is in no ways dedicated to the woman persona, but to the enigma which come in the package with her, the touch of a woman.

Also note that, I hold all women (exceptions of a few) in great admiration and respect for with out them, life would be extinct by now.

One more thing The Touch of a Woman is toxic as far as I am considered; readers are warned not to experiment. Do so at your own peril.


For the first time, in a long time

The above post is dedicated, mainly to four people

The 2 people with whom my objective conversations range from sports to religion to even historic figures ( one of who is my secret confidant, I tell that person every thing), my shrink who has a split personality, and my healer who always gets a weird Vibe from me.